bling it to the max

i've just witnessed this unbelievably bling person at the MTR station when returning home from work earlier.

it's A-MAZ-ING.

i first noticed her 'cos she dashed across the platform even though the train wasn't even near approaching. then she stood next to me, right smack in front of the doors. i really don't understand people like that-- how are you going to get in when the people inside are trying to get out???????? (sorry, that's one pet peeve of mine)

and as we were standing there waiting for the next train to arrive, i noticed how blinged-up she was. let me count the ways: sparkly silver hairband, bling crucifix round her neck, bling bling t-shirt, bling belt, bling on her bag, bling bling ring, bling-studded watch, silver sequinned canvas shoes. and she was probably in her mid to late forties.

i. kid. you. not.

and although i'm a pretty bling person myself, please please please just kill me if i ever end up like this in my 40s. or whatever age. just kill me.